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NEED WORK!!! .....in a really tight spot..... [Oct. 14th, 2009|02:36 pm]
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I could really use some help….

I have overwhelming bills. I can’t find a job. I have turned in 10-15 applications to places that say they are hiring for seasonal, or part time, and no one has called me back. I have taken and passed all of my GED pretests excpet one, and I have talked to the counselor to schedule classes in order to pass the last of my tests so that I can move on to my actual GED testing and to get my GED done so that I can go to college next year, but I don’t have enough gas in my car to get down there Monday-Thursday as they require.. And to take the tests is $85, which I certainly don’t have. Goodwill Working Solutions was going to give me $25/month in vouchers to finish my GED, but thanks to the economy andIdaho budget cuts, the program has been discontinued for anyone without children, which includes me. My boyfriend has tried going to Labor Ready, but they only take 1 or 2 people a day – if that – and they want people who have experience in that job, which he doesn’t have and can’t get without a job (that requires experience). I don’t have my license and can’t get it without going to Olympia, WA, which I can’t do because 1. I don’t have the gas, and 2. I’m not going to risk getting caught driving to the coast with a suspended status. My boyfriend had his but now has to pay a $65 reinsatement fee. He and the courts set a court date for a “driving with no insurance” ticket, and two weeks before the date, he got a letter in the mail from Boise Department of Licensing, stating that he had actually ATTENDED (actually been there in person) court already and that a judge had decided to suspend his lisence……HE NEVER HAD AN EARLIER COURT DATE, HAD NOT MISSED HIS DATE, AND HAD NEVER ATTENDED COURT……My cell phone bill is due on the 27th, it is two months late already, and if I don’t pay them $110 by the 26th, my & my boyfriend’s cell phones will be shut off. Which means no way for jobs, or parents to get a hold of him or I. My only source of income is $200 – strictly food only – no bills. I owe the courts $600-$700, and all these collected bills have all been sent to collections, so they are now collecting interest quickly. My bank account is $2XX in the hole, thanks to somehow going 20 cents over, and the bank charging $8/day overages as well as an initial $35 charge.
I am 18. I don’t know what to do, where to start, where to go for GED vouchers,where to get a job. I don’t have much gas to go very far, but I seem to find ways to get 2 or 3 bucks into the tank, which will get me about 18-20miles.

My boyfriend and I will work for anyone doing any sort of yard work – raking leaves, shoveling snow (when it comes), cleaning gutters, repairing fences, mucking stalls, cutting down small tress, chopping up firewood, any sort of construction, cleaningtack… what ever you can think of. We have a n F-250 with 1Ton overload springs, so we will haul, and make dump runs. Price will be neogotiably decided between you and us. It will not be by hour, it will be by size of job. Hour is not fair to you as some people like to slack and make the job travel farther into the day – and that’s not okay.
If you have some odd jobs, or a honey-do list that you don’t want to do yourself, please – please – give us a call.
We are located between Coeur d’Alene and Hayden. If the job is big enough we will go as far as Post Falls.

Our phone numbers are [redacted], [redacted], or [redacted]. Please call and leave a message if no one picks up. We usually call back within an hour. If you cannot get a hold of anyone, feel free to email as well to: [redacted].

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and in advance we appreciate so much any of you who do contact us further.



Commentary:

This will get flagged off soon as they posted in the employment section... you know, where employers and scammers post ads trying to hire someone, rather than properly posting in the resume section.

But at any rate, I get a certain amount of joy out of others misery, more so when it is so self created. I was semi-broke at 18 and had no marketable job skills beyond a strong-ish back, but at the same time I had my shit together. No money for cable? Don't get cable. No money for a cell, cancel it.

Moral of the story is something like no GED = no job, and stay out of trouble with the law. Why does a young broke couple need three phones? Also, why would one have to go to the state capital for a license?

Misery, it brings joy.
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Single and looking!!! - 25 ( [Oct. 10th, 2009|03:25 pm]
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Hi My name is Bree and I live in Spokane Washington an I also live with my parents. I m also 25 years old. I also have my nose pierced. I don't have a job right now but I'm currently looking for a job in retail. I'm hoping to be working at walmart or something like that.I aalso don't have a license yet but i'm also working on that to. Things I like to do for fun are chilin with my friends and also shopping and also getting pedicures and also going to the movies and also playing pool at bars and looking for cute guys to talk to and also readind books and also reading magazines and also going to the library and also gong to the mall and chillin out there. Also just crusin the town with my friend. The type of person that I'm looking for is down to earth,romantic,caring,sweet,honest,loyal,charming,good sense of humor,funny,sweet,trustworthy,kindhearted,good lister,doesn't have kids or doesn't do drugs like smoking or drinking,likes to cuddle and also likes to make out at the right time and place and not in public, knows to how to treat a woman and also take care of her like pampering her and also spoiling her, doesn't cheat on girls and also is respectful towards woman and also is nice.I also looking for someone that dresses nice and doesn't wear baggie clothing like dressing like a thug, Slim has 6 pack or is Average built has muscles just over all hott and cute and sexy and good looking person, also works or is going to school or something like that.I'm looking for someone that is between the ages 25,30. if this is anyone out there please get back to me!! Thank you!!!


From [info]stupid_shit_cl
This is notable just for the sheer number of times also makes an appearance. Like Sesame Street, this episode is hosted by the number "21" and the word "also".

I would also like to point out the usual failings: 25 years old, no job, hopes to maybe get signed on by fucking Walmart of all places, lives with parents, and is blatantly uneducated.

See: people of walmart dot com
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country gal [Oct. 6th, 2009|12:21 pm]
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ok i am very new at this so please bare with me, I just got out of a relationship about 2 weeks ago,still very heart broken, i was dumped because i was not in college and i guess if your not in college then your not attractive well im sorry that's just a bunch of crap you should be loved for "" who you are not what you can be or could be"".. i am starting to move on now i wrote a poem that really did help just to get everything out so if you dont mind just take a minute to read it really long lame poem and some whining )


Condensed version:
18 year old girl who just got dumped.
Wrote stupid poetry about being dumped.
Said poetry is in the personal ad.
Dumped for no license or college ambitions.
Plus she cannot spell.
Bonus, she knows she is unattractive.
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Emperor is hiring its security team [Apr. 28th, 2009|12:58 pm]

Requirements:

* Must be 21 years or older
* Must have an ID or Drivers License & Social Security Card
* Experience at bar/lounge/club venue a plus, but not necessary
* Must be in good physical shape
* MUST be able to lift over 75lbs
* Able to remain standing in place for extended periods
* Able to use appropriate equipment such as communications radio, ID scanners and perform counts
* Excellent Verbal communication skills and conflict resolution skills
* Excellent Observation Skills & Attention to Detail and all surroundings
* Great Common sense & ability to make POSITIVE decisions under pressure
* MUST have the ability to react VERY calmly and diffuse a bad situation to secure safety for all
* VERY responsible and punctual
* Reliable transportation
* VERY positive & PROFESSIONAL Attitude. A definite team player.
* You will be required to wear a suit to work at all times.

Duties include but are not limited to:
Checking IDs, crowd control, theft/loss prevention, customer relations, helping prep events, moving furniture at the start and end of night, monitoring specific areas, bussing glasses, cleaning your monitoring area, and basically securing the safety of staff, clients, and venue.

We are looking for a very smart and mature individuals who will take this job very seriously. No smoking or drinking allowed. Must be able to pass a drug test.



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
For near minimum wage you:

Must wear a nice suit, must be willing to get stabbed or shot if needed, must wear a suit, must be willing to lift heavy objects, must wear a suit, must be willing to bus nasty tables, must wear a suit, and must pass a drug test as that joint you smoked at Death Cab for Cutie makes you unfit.

Fuck that. This is one lounge I won't be drinking at since I don't want to contribute to the problem.
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****ATTENION: CAB DRIVERS **** [Apr. 22nd, 2009|01:26 pm]
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If you are considering Driving for [redacted] CAB, Please consider this;
Just to get your hack license you will need to come up with approximately $300 for:

Background Check
Hack License
DOT Physical
U/A
Fingerprints and Photo
City Business License

Then you will be responsible for Lease and Gas, you will have to make $100 before you make anything for yourself…Lease is $80 per shift (12hrs) & whatever you use in gas.
Then consider this, at least 80% of [redacted] Cabs business is Medical runs, here’s how it works:

SMS rates, say your meter says 20.12 after the conversion it is 16.18 (actual numbers), then you have to pay the owner of Dispatch 15% of that minus your time and gas, with this you are required to run with the Time Off, you are not paid for loading wheelchairs, walkers, or oxygen tanks, or while you are stuck in traffic. By the way, these runs take priority over cash calls. You will be required to pay $50 per year for S.O.D.A dues that are supposed to be voluntary if you do not pay you will be threatened to be locked out of the system, Extortion. SODA dues money cannot be accounted for(embezzelment), nobody claims to know where it went. You are charged 10% for accepting credit cards. The Market has now been saturated with 27 Cabs in this company alone, the only people making money are Dispatch and Car Owners. One final note, there are owners dispatching, conflict of interest. Join at your own risk!!!!



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
Duh. It's just like being a stripper. You pay lease fees per shift. If you're ugly or work Tuesday evenings, you won't make much. Plus you pay "protection fees". You might even lose money by showing up to work. Its one of the risks being self employed.
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Occaisional encounter - m4w - 78 (Ballard) [Mar. 21st, 2009|10:55 pm]
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Date: 2009-03-21, 11:48AM PDT



am married and intend to stay that way. My wife had cancer three years ago, and the radiation treatment left her scarred to the extent it is impossible for her to have intercourse. Am seeking an occasional descrete no-strings intimacy.

I am a not-bad looking senior, 210 lb., 6’-2”. I am in robust good health, however from time to time I need a few new body parts. Both hips, four back surgeries, carpal tunnel, gall bladder, cataracts. I am not into walking, I require a cane to navigate. I am STD and drug free, and don’t smoke, and expect you to be also. I am an indiscriminate drinker but I drink very little. I am not a dirty old man. I shower, shave and brush daily

I am financially secure, I don’t want your money, just your body. Am nominally endowed. I do need a bunch of viagra and occasionally a splint.

It seems that most women have a fixation that men just love big breasts. Not so, really, because anything more than a mouthful is wasted.

For obvious reasons you must host. My wife is generally up all night and sleeps ‘till noon. Any time before noon would work. Is there a like-minded lady near my age out there? Pix and stats please.
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New Improved Humane Hunting - $200 [Mar. 13th, 2009|05:42 pm]
Date: 2009-03-13, 5:34PM PDT


What I have to offer is a method to hunt ducks geese and other game without firing a shot without messing up the inviorement or making anykind of noise to bother other people. Send me an email for more info this is brought to you by a tatally new modern method and teconlogy



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
Not that this guy could spell it, but I believe he as invented the "camera".
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I NEED A TIGER!!! [Mar. 13th, 2009|04:14 pm]
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Date: 2009-03-13, 11:53AM PDT

I’m looking for a tiger! I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid of rejection, who’s not afraid of hard work, and who’s not afraid to learn something new!

I don’t like excuses, and I don’t like patty cake! If you want to be with the best you have to be willing to do what it takes to get there, and you have to be willing to continually work to stay there!

I own Spokane’s #1 producing real estate team for 2008, and I would like to continue that into 2009. If you have ever thought about a career in real estate sales and you think this might be a good fit for you, then respond to this email and let’s set up an interview.

I don’t need your resume, because I don’t care what it says. If you think you can sell, have a desire to learn, and want to work with the best then let’s talk!



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
If you have to sell me on selling, one would surmise this is a shit job. Also, what the eff is "patty cake"? I chalk real estate agents in the same circle that I do lawyers and gypsy car salesmen, all dirt bags.
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(no subject) [Feb. 21st, 2009|02:24 pm]
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I know the economy is going to pot. Here's a few oddities I've found lately in my local Craigslist of people looking to make a quick buck:

-The screen printing guy in Barter. He's obviously a professional business and posts 4+ times a day (for weeks now). As such he gets flagged off for spam. 2-3 times a day he'll then post, "I'm going to find out who Mr. Flagger is and FUCK HIM UP." That looks really good for your business, Bill the Screenprinter. I don't think he realizes it takes 3 different IP address to have have an ad flagged.

Go fuck yourself.

-The Cigarette Guy posting in Casual Encounters of all places. He'll post something like, "Looking for a couple mw4mw" and then inside, "I don't want sex but I have CARTONS of cigarettes for sale!!!"

What the hell? He gets flagged for spam, and keeps posting it anyway.

-The gun guy. There is this dude trying to straight up sell, not trade machineguns for cheap in the Barter section. Prohibited items per Craig Newmark's TOU get flagged pretty quickly (its his free site, he gets to set the rules). While I'm not opposed to buying/selling guns, knowing a 17 year old could buy a Tech 22 or similar for $350 and no background check is a little unnerving...

I know a brother has to pay the rent, but c'mon.
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ladys come help please - mw4w - 41 (kendrick idaho) [Feb. 16th, 2009|02:08 pm]
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hello we are a couple looking for a looking for a female or females to come and have a good time raceand size dont matter i am a bbw and i am bi he is str8 and is very well in doubt
come and have some fun



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
I wonder what he is "very well in doubt" about? Don't you typically want someone who is well endowed instead?
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Computer System for Playstation 3 [Jan. 24th, 2009|12:15 pm]
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Date: 2009-01-22, 10:00PM PST

I am looking to trade one of my computer systems for a Playstation 3. Below are the specs on the computer. If anyone is interested let me know...

Dell OptiPlex GX270. This is the slim case series.
- Pentium 4 2.4 GHz
- 512 MB of RAM
- 40 GB Hard Drive
- Wireless Keyboard
- Wireless Optical Mouse
- ViewSonic 21” CRT screen or 15" Flat Panel Screen

*Note - The ViewSonic 21" CRT Computer Screen is an awesome monitor. Great for gaming! Can handle 1600x1200 or higher resolution. I am really sad to get rid if it but upgraded to a 24" and I just have too many screens around. Being in the computer business I can't get ride of screens fast enough. It was originally $950



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
Quite a few of you are tech oriented people, so I probably don't have to explain why this is a horrible trade. For the rest of you: I can't recall the last time I saw someone use a CRT (the monster not flat monitor that takes up all your desk). Plus the PS3 specs are bigger, stronger, faster, and under warranty.

I do laugh that he's in the "computer business".
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ZUMIEZ card - $25 [Jan. 24th, 2009|12:10 pm]
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Date: 2009-01-23, 2:09PM PST

$27.18 Zumiez card for $25 cash. Trying to buy my son a gift and dont have enough cash.

Thanks!



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
So basically I'd make $2.18 off this transaction before I deduct leisure time @$65/hour to meet and process the transaction and gas @$1.80/gal x 13mpg??? Good luck.
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To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown [Jan. 18th, 2009|09:41 pm]
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Date: 2009-01-18, 11:07AM PST
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Verizon recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace! - Alex



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
I was asked if this were my posting due to the name and as it was something I'd do without hesitation. Sadly no, as my girlfriend is not comfortable with guns in the house.

At any rate, I support robbing the robber, vigilante justice is often a good thing.
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Looking for younger ..18-30.. 7 inches or less - mw4m - 62 [Dec. 19th, 2008|08:08 pm]
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Date: 2008-12-19, 7:11PM PST

I enjoy pleasing my husband plus i love sex,,,and will suck u also...I want a young slim guy with a zest for life and wanting me while my man watches....hopefully a 2 hour session...I am 66....5 foot 6 and 180.....my hubby is slim and good in bed but he wants me with younger guys and i want to be with them as i enjoy sucking a hard one here and there also...this will happen towards the end of january...so we need to chat some...I also dont mind loaning my husband out to other older 55plus women...but basically i like younger men who want to do their grandma..LOL



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
Thankfully, no pictures were attached. Also: GO HOME GRANDMA, YOU'RE DRUNK.
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Personal Assistant Needed [Dec. 16th, 2008|11:17 am]
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Personal Assistant needed for North Spokane marketing company. If interested, please forward a resume and short cover letter.

This is what we are looking for, in a nutshell:

Good handwriting skills.
Keep my world silent and calm.
Listen to everything I say.
Write down everything I say.
Keep my car clean and organized.
Keep my desk clean.
Keep my desktop (computer) clean.
Keep my voicemail clear.
Cultivate customer service.
Talk about how much we care about our clients.
Maintain confidentiality.
Know that our clients are the ones who write the paychecks and treat them accordingly as the royalty that they are.
Learn our working enviornment.
Be able to do anything.
Stay positive.
Recharge when you can.
Be considerate of my ADD and my creativity.
Keep me on track.
Prepare for our appointments.
Have addresses already dialed into the nav system or printed.
Prepare my presentations for me.
Have everything prepared the day prior to the appointments.
Know what I need even before I know I need it.
Be proud to be my assistant but NEVER uppity about it.
Put up with my glares and abrasiveness.
Know that when I do nice things, there is still a professional boundary there.
Be willing to do anything I ask with a smile.
Be able to read me and know when to give me and the client some room.
Be very careful not to create a barrier between me and anyone.
Be okay with waiting in the car.
Ask me as few questions as possible or schedule time with me.
Leave the office after me.
Be warm fuzzy, friendly but professional.

This is a very demanding position. If you think you may be able to handle it, please contact us ASAP.
* Compensation: $10-$12/hour with lots of opportunity for overtime.



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
All this for $10-$12 an hour? Wtf.
My favorite:
"Be able to read me and know when to give me and the client some room."
"Be okay with waiting in the car."

I'm not sure if he wants a puppy or an underpaid elf.
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Two ads, minutes apart- "wanna make me wet - w4w - 30" & "can you please me?? - w4mm - 30" [Dec. 11th, 2008|08:12 pm]
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"wanna make me wet"
Date: 2008-12-11, 6:10PM PST

I have friday off from work and am wanting a female between the ages of 18 and 30 to come and knock on my door this friday and come in and take control. I want them to shave my prickly pussy (it's been about a week) and lick it and if they bring toys use them on me. My fantasy is a double ended dildo...mmmm. I am a short thick sexy female. Please dont be larger than a size 22, dont want bigger than me. I love big breasts, and clean shaven pussy. The only down fall is I have a new born at home and will need to make sure he is asleep, so if this bothers you please dont reply.

"can you please me"
Date: 2008-12-11, 6:29PM PST


I am a short thick and sassy female looking for two men or more to rock my world. I am in a relationship but need to be fucked senseless. My ultimate dream is to have a group of men take me to a hotel where a female watches my new born while the men proceed to fuck my every hole and fill them all til they over flow. I want them to treat me like a dirty little whore instead of the good house wife I have become. ANy takers???



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
Note the age and "new born" in both ads.
Somehow I don't see this ending well.
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medical marijuana group grow [Dec. 8th, 2008|05:28 pm]
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Date: 2008-12-08, 4:39PM PST

Dear Medical Marijuana Patients,

I am starting a medical group grow in Colville Washington. Due to the collective costs of growing your own marijuana combined with the time it takes to grow it is almost impossible to maintain a steady supply without purchasing illegally. I have nine more openings for a group grow, it will cost you a standard 600 dollars a month and you will be able to pick up 4 ounces of indoor bubble bucket hydroponic marijuana a month. I plan on growing two different strains; bubbleberry (cross of bubblegum and blueberry) and Chronic (28% plus THC). .Advanced nutrients organic package will be used for plant food. I plan on starting 30 every month and harvesting 30 plants every month. Any overstock at the end of each month will be for group use at a monthly member’s smokathon. This is 100% state legal and with the stop of federal medical raids (Thanks Obama) the risk factor is lower than buying it illegally. There is a five hundred dollar start up fee (lighting and equipment). There is an assistant position available as well. The assistant will live with me at the house and help with the day to day operations, it does not pay but he or she will not be required to pay the monthly charge and will be supplied with private room and food. Ideal for someone on disability. All applicants should know that they will not have any product for 4 months after initial startup. Send your medical clearance along with proof of monthly income of at least 1000 dollars along with any questions by January 15th. Should you be accepted you will have to come to Colville for a formal check of paperwork and payment of the start up fee. The grow starts January 25th and you are welcome to come help or watch at any time.



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
If you do the math, it's actually not a bad deal. But have you ever met an extreme pothead who was reliable and wouldn't fuck up the business somewhere down the line??? Also, I'd worry about being turned into a lampshade, just sayin...
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What You See Use Your Heart Not Your Eyes - 39 [Dec. 8th, 2008|05:20 pm]
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Date: 2008-12-08, 2:25PM PST


Ok Guys out there, I am a 39 year old single woman, who is also a brand new mommy as of Nov 21 . So if that freaks you out your not the one i am looking for. I'm 5 10 dark gray eyes,full kissable lips, nice long leggs and 38 ggs. I am a self confident self assured woman, who is sucure in herself. I am looking for the same in a man. I am what one would refer to as a good old fashioned country girl, who Drives trucks and loves it.. new to the spokane area. Looking for that speacial somone to share my life with.One who will support my Indapendence, but share in my life,hopes and dreams. I love to write poetry, and short stories. i love camping and fishing, and I am a deffinate water baby.I have a bit of a wild side when the right person brings it out in me. I'll dabbel in city life but am most at home in the country side. I can ither look like I'm about to go and milk the cows and muck out the barn, or I can look like I' going for lunch at the country club, all depends on the mood i'm in, or what personality shows up that day. I need a man who is taller then me, tried of feeling like a giant. Also wanting a man who looks no older then me. for I dont have a daddy compex. I'm hopping to find a man who can hold a decient conversation, but also who knows how to enjoy and understand whats said in the silance. Honesty and sincerity are very important to me. I also exspect a man to be my equeal partner, who gives as good as they recieve. I'm a giver so i exspect the same in return. So that tells you a little of you will have in store for you if you decide to take a chance on me. If your what I am looking for, you wont regret it. so drop me a line or two and lets get together soon. My name is Liz I Looking for a man who is ready for a family Oh yeah Hey To You prospective Men out there,When you read this add REMEMBER this please I only give as good as I get, pondser that befor you reply to my add, I exspect more then a line or two from you along with a picture, If you want a response from me keep that in mind. Just to let you know I am not a spammer I am very much for real, And all these faces are really me, and I have many more, for the right person to discover.



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
Remember, I copy and paste exactly as found, redacting only contact information and pictures so Mr.Newmark doesn't sue me into oblivion.

Turn on's of this ad:5'10", 38GG. Yeah, that's huge. If she were a semi-hot stripper and those were fake, you'd be paying top dollar.
Turn off's: Grammar, spelling (21x), formatting, the crazy factor, oh yeah and a brand new baby
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Emotional Girl? - 22 [Dec. 3rd, 2008|08:27 pm]
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Date: 2008-12-03, 7:30PM PST

I just turned 22 and all I have going for me is I have a good job that has nothing to do with my certificate that I recently acquired. I'm in debt up to my ears, I don't live alone anymore.... my mom has no home so she stays with me. I have no privacy anymore... barely any money... seems like no one wants to be with me in a relationship... no one wants me for me... just sex. Maybe that's all I'm good for? I have no car cuz I can't fix the one I have... so I use my mom's friends vehicle for work... am I really that bad or does someone really want to deal and meet me?

Guys no more than 26 please.

Have fun.



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
You're doing it wrong. Guys typically don't like to hear you've hit rock bottom until the third date, when you then start crying during sex.
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rainbow tavern -change can hurt dancers-RANT to educate (too old to change) [Dec. 2nd, 2008|03:03 pm]
Date: 2008-12-02, 11:46AM PST
to all those brain dead morons that think it's funny to throw change at dancers,
listen up,the proper way to give them change is to place it on the corner of the stage. I have personally witnessed some one toss a handfull of coins up at one,she didn't see them because without her glasses she's blind,she steped on a coin and spun in a 1/2 twist into the wall very hard,losing balance and crashing off stage breaking her foot& arm and badly cracked her spine.she had NO income for 8 mo.
lost home and was nailed with a bill of $1490.00 OVER SOME IDOT THROWING CHANGE!!!
She has always been greatfull for change when it has been properly placed.
I gave her .75 once and she thanked me and gave me a hug like it was a $50. bill.that had been her
ONLY tip up to that point in the evening.even though that was 4-5 years ago,
ppl are throwing change again,if you don't like dancers-don't go in,
and DEFINATELY DON'T TRY to cripple them.NOT FUNNEY.

It IS A JOB,but they don't get paid to dance for you,they don't get L&I
or medical or any type of $ from the bar.like street preformers,they must get an entertiners licence and are just trying
to pay there bills the Best way they can without living on SSI,STATE,orGOV.disability. most of them "can't" get a job because of a mintial disability or lack of exp in work force.(most employers want/require 1-5 years exp)in todays economy
ANY JOB IS BETTER THAN NO JOB.

"BE educated-not ignorant"

PS. yes I am a woman,yes I have thought about working there because I'm having problems finding a job(but my age would be a big problem i'm sure)-i DO have exp in house keeping and production work
but no one is hireing right now.
I go there for cheep coffee and good ppl.
and no,i'm not a lezzie.I just like coffee and good ppl.



Commentary from [info]stupid_shit_cl:
For those of you who don't know, the Rainbow is a quasi legal strip club that employs girls you would never want to see naked.
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